Good evening ladies & gentle-freak, this is JaBlack, the news correspondent of Sudden News Report, reporting of another tragic case of the Mammoth. However, we would like to explain about our absence these few months.
It has been a long while since we all took a break & we decided to go our separate ways for a holiday. CrankerZ went to visit Zhi Der, the ex-Coro Coro News correspondent to learn about our favourite sport, the Burning Salvation, or whatever the name is. Seriously, it's outdated. & I was supposed to join Gyan, another one of our ex-correspondent on the Sudden News branch. I had an enjoyable time looking at the ladies & singing with him. When it was time to go back to work, CrankerZ was reported missing.
It seems that he was Mammoth-napped by our fiendish fat friend of gigantic porpotions. Rumours has it that he baited CrankerZ by pretending to be his grandmother who was supposed to be sick. & Little Red CrankerZ visited his grandma to bring her some potato bread. Afterwards, there was no more word of our CrankerZ. We panickly searched for him in these past few months but to no avail.
However, this evening, I, JaBlack, garbage eating son-of-a-gun, received a text message from the Mammoth. He was trying to blackmail the comapany by asking us a ransom of 50 sacks of potatoes. This is the actual sms :
I have kidnapped ur fellow hunter crankerz. If u want him alive bring my 50 sacks of potato.
Clearly, the Mammoth doesn't know how to spell the word "you" & doesn't know how to count. Our stratergist are now planning a way to sabotage the Mammoth by sending him Russet Salvation potatoes & try to burn the Mammoth alive instead of experimenting whether the advertisement should include a free potato or not.
More news about CrankerZ's kidnapping would be posted here. Until then, please be wary of the gigantic hairy glutinous waste of space as he just turned a life of crime, next to the stealing of various potatoes. This is JaBlack, saying "Cabbage is the best source of garbage around", goodnight everybody.
