The hunt continues for the potato eating freak, The Mammoth. Just hearing its name scared the shit out of many. Yesterday, the mammoth was captured after being chained by a total of 89 dog leash. The dog leash is said by its manufacturer dat it is mammothproof and will not break even if it is holding 10 mammoths.

After the captured, the guard was bribed by mr burnett, the founder of Survivor, This time the whole new season will be called. Survivor: Mammoth Reloaded. Interested peoples are to send in a short clip free of pornographic materials, nudity, violence and vulgarities. The clip should include a brief intro about urself.

Now back to Survivor, the first stage reqires all participents to swim through a sea of potato and find a Russet Salvation potato. The person that fails will go through a penatly round, the penatly is to take a bite of any potato they find on a sea of a mixture of russet salvation potato and normal potatoes, if the person ate a Russet Salvation Potato, Says GG to him.

We will keep you posted on the other stages

CrankerZ of Corocoronews Reporting