Good evening ladies and gentlemen. JaBlack here reporting in about the case of serial rapist Jacky's trial. The results was only released today as there some major difficulties regarding the trial which took place on Monday.

From what the reports go, Jacky arrived at the fictional Singapore's Juicidal Court at 8 a.m. morning escorted with S.W.A.T. personals carrying weaponry. Also, witnesses also claimed that he was bound by dog leash. His lawyer, Mr McLawyerPerson, arrived a few minutes later. The trial began at 9 a.m. sharp with Judge Mdm JudgesALot.

The details was not released but, it was known that Jacky decided to fake an attempt a visit to the toilet. After being left alone at his cubible, he removed the toilet bowl with difficulty. His guards believed he was suffering from constipation and decided to fetch a doctor. When they came back, the toilet bowl was moved and the whole cubicle was covered with shit which horribly smell likes shit. The scene was left at it is and I had a chance to visit it. It was not as bad it was described. Actually, it was much more aromatic than the usual Monday morning's garbage.

A whole area combing search was issued. After five hours of continous search, one of the guards realised that the dog leash he had put on Jacky had a tracking device in it. The guard was demoted for his stupidity and promoted again for finally remembering it, resulting in remaining in the same position before demotion and promotion. Jacky was tracked to a local stripper's club.

He was once again detained with more charges. He was then proven guilty and was to be excuted using the electric chair. However, he begged to have his last wish granted - having to eat potatoes. It was, nevertheless, the strangest wish that one has wished for, but it was granted, nonetheless. He was savoring the potato before painfully being electrocuted. The potato in his mouth was then harvest to be recycled into new potatoes.

That's all for today's news. Please tune in for more disturbing news that make you laugh your ass off. I'm JaBlack, here at the local garbage recycling plant having my evening garbage, have a good night.

PS : I'd like to thank one of you who keeps dumping your rotten cabbages into the dump - They're my favourite!