The News Article that has gripped the Nation - The Mammoth Times
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Special News Update

Today, corocoro together with the current news report worked with seconds from disasters to investigate on the mammothic accident dat happened yesterday evening, this is how the disaster goes. At around 4.30 pm, at an underground tunnel dat linked alsaka to one or its nearby island was attack by the mammoth, after a series of events, the tunnel brewed a raging inferno, temperatur reached over a thousand degrees, seconds from disasters investigated the scene and invited us [ corocoro and sudden news report] along. Over 200 lifes was lost in the incident, once again, the mammoth escaped scot free. Dr Grehan an expert on safety of underground tunnel stated dat the tunnel was build in such a way dat if potato gas was found, the vantilations will not be able to keep the air clean. Mr takashi tan ass wen, a survivor of the incident are going to the nearby island with his family members, Mrs Lingkai his wife and his daughter Ms Kok Sin. Fortunately they only suffered minor injures like brunt ass etc. Mr Takashi stated that most people died not because of the fire but of a unexpected cause, the mammoth's FART, which blown away nearby cars, since the vantilations were unable to make the air fresh, people died of a overdose of the smell and posion letted out through fart of the Russet Salvation potato, but nonetheless, the smell of the mammoth's fart still killed some people, oil leaks from the mammoth's rich blubber with is like a container for oil, somehow, it caught fire and brunt the tunnel causing a inferno of over a thousand degrees. thankfully, our efficent fire fighter managed to put out the fire. Zhider of corocoro reporting together with the sudden news report and the seconds from disaster


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