Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, two new replacements would be available to take over the correspondent roles. JaBlack would be taking over Sudden News Report while CrankerZ would take over Coro Coro News. The interviews with the ex and current correspondents would be recorded down below.

Due to some reasons from our two correspondents, they decided to retire to pursue their goals in life. Zhi Der would be retiring from Coro Coro News to pursue his dreams of becoming a professional Burning Salvation player after watching and interviewing the participants in the previous competitions. When comented on why he didn't want to continue his post, he said this : "I enjoy burning other retarded people's asses like Neckolos... I always wanted to be a part of the Burning Salvation commitee 'cause I've always played with nucleur bombs since young." After recording this statement, police officers suddenly emerged and carried Zhi Der off. Seems like people didn't learn their lesson by digging their own graves.

However, we did not get much info from our Sudden News correspondent as after handing in his retirement slip, he made a break for it. Gyan was later seen at the beach with a few beach babes while he sang "I Got It From My Mama" by will.i.am. He was not available for comment as he was busy looking at those beach babes. Our two new correspondent was also reluctant to leave the beach site.

When questioned about why they wanted to take the position of correspondents, both our newbies told their interesting tale to us. When interviewed, CrankerZ confessed, "I wanted to exact revenge on that freak. I was once a very rich potato farmer, earning a profitable life. After the Mammoth's escape from the dog leashes, he robbed me of my potatoes. I joined this to be able to track the Mammoth and avenge myself for what he had done to me." After saying this, CrankerZ was engulfed in fury that the interview team did not dare to question him any further.

As for JaBlack, he has this to say, "What can I say? I just do it for the money, that's all. I used to live on the streets, eating potatoes and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, well the Mammoth robbed me of my delicious garbage and made my life even harder. It's a pain in the ass, you know? So I take this job 'cause I can get high pay out of this and all you have to do is just tell people some shits... Can't be more fucked about that..." Afterwards, he was pressed on by the manager of Coro/Sudden News Agency to not spew vulgarities and to take a language course. He was last seen storming off into a local tuiton centre to take an English course.

I'm the behind-the-scenes man of Coro/Sudden News Agency and you're reading the Coro Coro News blog. Expect more posts by our new correspondent, CrankerZ and JaBlack. Until then, tune in for more news about Mammoth that blows you away. Good day everybody.