The News Article that has gripped the Nation - The Mammoth Times
Thursday, November 6, 2008
News Update

Today, we followed the trail of the gigantic Mammoth to a trip to the Science Centre. Many of us had many questions even by just reading that legal statement. "How did he manage to fit into the MRT and not attack any people just because they smell like potatoes?" or "Why did he even go there in the first place?" All very logical questions which might be answered shortly thereafter.

Our reporters and correspondents sneaked in disguised as fellow CCKSS students to catch what are the gigantic Mammoth might be doing. The first thing that he did was to go to the Potato Clock exhibit. He gaze in awe at the perfectly shaped potatoes before smashing the casing and swallowing down the potatoes. However, he did not stop there. He continued to rampage and attack all passerby demanding for potatoes. Knowing that they do not have them, without hesistation at all, tou-poked them into extremely flat roti pratas. One Indian roti prata vendor was reported after seeing him squashing a British couple on tour in the Science Centre, "Oh my god la deh, I've never see such a flat roti prata! Even the best roti prata maker in Singapore or India cannot do this kind of thing..." The amazed man quoted. His stupid Indian accent makes it hard to understand him, unfortunately.

Even so, the Mammoth bombarded the Science Centre's MacDonalds only to demand French Fries. He swallowed them with the cardboard holder and he'd only stop to catch his breath. After finishing all their supplies of potato, he tou-pok the manager and rolled away. With all those starch and glucose obtained from the potatoes, he rolled at an amazing speed of 100km/h. Scientist are now discussing whether we could use potatoes to power up our cars. Unfortunately, that'd only happen when the Mammoth is finnaly dead and no longer bring hopelessness of not having potatoes at all.

We'll bring you more updates soon, but keep in touch with Coro Coro News with it's partner, Sudden News Report for more news about the Mammoth and his craze for potatoes that are piping hot. Stay tuned. I'm Sudden News Report correspondent, Gyan, reporting. Goodnight everybody.


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