Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this morning we would be reporting about the recent television programme shown on Okto. "Is it real?" : Feral Children was supposed to conduct the lifestyles of the notorious Mammoth. However, the filming crew found it hard to even film the Mammoth without bribes of potatoes.
When they manage to obtain some footage and was about to air it, the Mammoth broke into the television station and destroyed the film. He roared the word "Potatoes!" and ran off leaving many expensive equipments damaged to an extent of being classified as "The Mammoth was here" class of destruction. No one was hurt except the security guard, who has been robbed of his mashed potatoes lunch. To put it bluntly, he's not a happy potato. The guard refused to be questions nor filmed but he was known as Clement, the recent winner of the Survivor : Mammoth Series. He lost his job trying to compete for the event and therefore had to work as a security guard.
He was last seen storming off in anger and planning to exact revenge on the Mammoth. The series would go on even without the footage. It would mostly describes his violent personality. Some scientist are starting to believe that the 2004 Tsunami disaster was caused by our chaotic friend due to his short-tempered nature and to destroy everything in his path just for a plain old potato. Though it was not known why he would search the Indian Ocean for potatoes, but there's one thing known about him - He's a complete and utter idiot.
Gyan, of Sudden News Report, reporting. Please stay tuned for more updates about our gigantic Mammoth freak.
