It has been a few days after the Alaskan Tunnel disaster involving the notorious Mammoth. Now, there's a slice of good news to it. The Mammoth had not been seen since the incident and to be believed on the run again, moving from Alaska to supposedly, Central Europe and beyond. One thing is for sure, we won't be seeing his face in awhile.

In other news, after scientist failed to kill the Mammoth using the Russet Salvation potato, they've invented numerous way to get rid of them. However, many proved to be unsuccessful. One idea though, manage to be the gateway to getting rid of all the potatoes. Throwing Russet Salvation potato is now considered a sport by many competitors. The game is played in a field which has a temperature of 60 degrees Celsius to allow the RS potatoes to simultaneously combust into flames. The main goal of the sport is to burn everyone else and be the last one standing, similar to a dodge ball match except you're playing with your lives.

RS potatoes would be dropped from above into the protective dome to protect the spectators from getting themselves hurt from the explosion. In about five seconds, the potato would explode into flames and the important tactics is to grab a falling one and throw before it explodes in your hands. Though just recently founded, many amateurs had their hands blown off their wrist due to hesitating in the throwing. The sport, called Burning Salvation after the Russet Salvation potatoes, is now gaining popularity in many countries including America, China, Australia, France and Singapore.

Sudden News, together with Coro Coro News decided to head down to the newly-built Burning Salvation Arena to interview the people who found this sport enjoyable. Mr Neckolos said this about the newly entertaining sport - "It was really enjoyable. The pleasure from watching people simultaneously burn and die cannot be put to words. This is even better than playing with Napalm during my younger days. I used to set my siblings asses on fire and howled with laughter as they run around looking like retards," he chortled off. After this statement was recorded, he was brought into the local police station to be questioned on how did he get the Napalm. He was just digging his own grave.

Though the death toll of Burning Salvation is climbing ever so higher, nobody cared as long as people get burnt down and die. The total deaths in Singapore has already climbed to about 50 person per Arena. Many of the bodies are just thrown out after they die. However, those bodies might not have been charred at all. The carbon dioxide (Co2) from the flames are trapped inside the glass domes as ventilation would mean fatality for the spectators. Many suffocate and die while trying to compete against each other.

Due to the popularity, many Russet Salvation potato farms are appearing in many agricultural countries. Tonnes of RS potatoes are delivered by helicopter to various Burning Salvation Arenas to meet their demand for the sport. Also, in other news, a Burning Salvation competition would be coming up soon to Lim Chu Kang's Burning Salvation Arena. Interested participants are to seek the caretaker and blackmail him into letting you participate by shoving Russet Salvation potatoes up his ass.

That's all for today's Mammoth Times. Please tune in for the next issue for more news about the Mammoth. I'm the Sudden News Report Correspondent and have a nice day.