Good morning ladies and gentlemen, we brought to you great news that we had the Mammoth, on the run. The claimed security guard whom, the Mammoth robbed of his potato lunch had just sweared that he would not stop hunting the Mammoth down, until he saw him dead. Clement, in a fit of fury after he was robbed of his potatoes, went down to Downtown and bought a truck, complete with its own Gattling-gun and a sack of potatoes. When questioned whether he stole that truck, he aimed us with his Gattling-gun and open fire. Unfortunately, no one was hurt except the old woman who was crossing the street that time. The woman believed to be Clement's mother who was about to reprimand him for "buying" a truck. Clement ram down his mother before showing the "finger" and drove off.

For the past 2 days, we have been tailing him on horses, fed on a diet of entirely Genetically Modified potatoes that contains 10x more starch and glucose than ordinary potatoes. The potatoes are under extreme survillance in case of a breach of securtiy. If, however, by any unfortunate circumstances that the Mammoth has a hold on the potatoes, the World would be doomed. Back to the story of tailing Clement down. We tracked him down on his truck while he was fixed of anxiety. With the sack of potatoes as bait, he prepared and waited for the feared potato-eating freak-of-nature to show up. The sack of potatoes lasted 15 seconds after it was placed as bait. Upon seeing the Mammoth, Clement open-fire in a rage of frenzy. Unfortunately, Clement had only bought 100 bullets which was no where enough to kill the Mammoth. In less than 2 seconds, the bullets were gone. This marks the idiocy that Clement now have. Without anymore weaponary, Clement panicked and reached for his plastic knife.

The Mammoth, seeing the sharp yet weak plastic knife, panicked. He roared in fear before rolling away again towards the direction of Alaska. It was believed that his phobia of plastic knifes started when he was about to eat a potato whole. He didn't noticed there was a plastic knife stuck to it as the fats from the potatoes covered his eyes. He now relies on his keen smell to track down and consume potatoes. The plastic knife choked him and disabled him from consuming more potatoes until he made the until sacrificed of reaching inside his throat to pull it out. No one knows how he was able to do it as his arms are too fat to even touch his inverted nipples which probably taste like potato juice.

No one really knows why the Mammoth has fled to Alaska but rumours tell of an underground potato farm, which nearly produces 40% of the whole potato harvest. If, by any chance if it was true, the potato species would be brought down by over 150% and all potatoes would have to be replaced with sweet potatoes. On other news, more desperate measures are being taken to produce more potatoes to tally with the increasing demand for it. Scientist, using Genetic Engineering has cross-bred the Russet Burbank potatoes, known to be used in French fries and potato chips, with the fictional species of the Sweet Potato plant, known as the Mammoth-hates-these Burbank sweet potatoes. The new species, named The-next-victim-of-the-Mammoth Burbank potatoes are much sweeter than their Russet Burbank cousins and are much higher in their carbohydrates content. However, it has come with a deadly poisonous toxins in each tubers. No none antidote has been found and this, could be the salvation that could end the potato-eating feral child known as the Mammoth.

Gyan, the Sudden News Report correspondent, reporting in. Stay tuned for more news about the new potato species and how it will end this salvation of potatoes.