The News Article that has gripped the Nation - The Mammoth Times
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
News Update
Tune your tv to the new okto! The brand new channel will feature the blockbuster "the advanture of the overfeed boy" staring the mammoth. Be sure to catch it from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m.!
Correspondents
Gyan the ex - Sudden News Correspondent/Retarded Pervert Zhi Der the ex - Coro Coro News Correspondent/Burning Salvation Practitioner
CrankerZ the current Coro Coro News Correspondent/Potato-farming Jerk turned Mammoth-Hunter JaBlack the current Sudden News Report Correspondent/Garbage-eating Son of a Gun
WARNING : THIS BLOG WAS CREATED FOR FUN AND IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL LIFE SCENARIOS, PEOPLE, GROUP NAMES OR EVENTS. READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK.
A large animal of a man is on the run from consuming too much potatoes. This creature has enormous fats covering his whole body. If you see him, do not approach him at all cost. He is known to be dangerous and can tou pok you without hesitation.
If you do see this man, please contact us immediately.
