Top of the afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I'm JaBlack with several good news and bad news. First off, I'm finally done with my English supplementary lessons and I'm proud to say, I passed with flying colours. This means I'd be your correspondent much more often. Nonetheless, you would also be seeing much more of CrankerZ. He is now tracking the Mammoth to the island that I mentioned earlier.
During the last potato spree by the Mammoth, one of the Secret Service people managed to placed a tracking device near the creature's rump. After countless hours of tracking the Mammoth all over the world, it finally was on a course towards the Indian Ocean. Chaos surged as it was believed he was going to start another Tsunami for the fun of it. The news travelled fast and soon, the whole world was shaken to its knees. Dominating countries sent countless waves of soldiers and marines to stop the Mammoth. However, within confrontation, none had survived against its awesome powers such as tou pok or rolling like a bowling ball.
Afterwards, the leaders of the Nation decided on an assasination attempt, but, they didn't have time as the Mammoth could travel an amazing speed of more than 100 km/h in one go. At about 3 a.m., local time, the Mammoth was found to stop in the middle of the Indian Ocean. The leaders were baffled. Soon, a scout team was sent to the Mammoth's location. They had expected to see the Mammoth floating on its back, dead in the Ocean when they arrived. However, they witnessed an island, filled with many insectoid creatures that never existed in the first place. The island was uncharted in any known maps and there was no myths or legends about it whatsoever.
After hearing this drastic news, Coro Coro News correspondent, CrankerZ, was dispatched with a team of hunters and a scientist to discover more about this island. After 24 hours on the island, the Mammoth was no where to be found and the creatures on the island made it difficult for a massive combing search to be issued. They decided to study the animals instead. When one of the hunters was attacked by one of the creature, CrankerZ blew it up with his dynamite. Amazingly, the creature exploded and covered the entire team in its juices which strongly smelled of potatoes. The creatures, after thorough investigation and research, resembles a native ant species but much larger in size. The liquid goo was infact discovered to be rich in starch, much commonly found in ordinary potatoes.
This discovery prompt an immediate search to find out why the ant had potato starch in its system. After several hours of searching, at last they found the reason why. The island, was extremely rich in potatoes. However, the potatoes were much bigger than our counterpart and are as big as watermelons. One specimen was sent to the Nation's laboratory to be studied. It turns out that the potato species were supposedly had gone extinct in the middle of the Jurassic Era. The fictional gigantic potato was named Russet Giant after it's amazing size and similarity to the Russet Burbank potatoes. It was now understood why the Mammoth was here in the first place.
The discovery of the Russet Giant species of potatoes on the fictional island called, Potato Wonderland after a potato-eating child said so, prompt a global frenzy of cultivating the potatoes to decrease the demand for normal potatoes. A test subject fed with the Russet Giant potato are now in captivity with no visual effects on his body. This means that the potato is suitable for human consumption. However, in other news, the tracking device on the Mammoth's rump had ran out of batteries, made it impossible to track the Mammoth now. It was still believed he had resided in this island to feast on the local ants or the Russet Giant potatoes until his starch levels are full to continue on his potato spree.
That's all the news for today folks. Please tune in to Coro/Sudden News Blog for more informantion about the Mammoth. Also, it was believed that the day he was born was rumoured only two days away which many claimed, the Ending of the Potatoes Day. I'm JaBlack, the current Sudden News Report Correspondent, have a nice day.