Good day everyone, I'm CrankerZ reporting for corocoro news. As u know, the large potato eating creature known as the mammoth appeared no long ago and started attacking randomly on various potato plantations. Recently, Mr Bald, a CEO of a potato starch company was sued for sabotaging the ingrediants and subsituting about 60% of the starch with powder. He confessed and told the reporters dat he had no choice but to do so as the mammoth is eating so much potato that he is getting broke. He is also charged with bribery as he tried to bribe a police officer with a 5 dollars note. Theres one more thing before i end this report. As i was eating my breakfast- a bowl of mashed potatoes, the mammoth suddenly appeared and forced open my mouth forced its big paw into it and grabbing the potato i was chewing and placed it into his own mouth, there will be another news coming up on a recent case of serial raping.