Coro Coro news staring the lastest report from the Sudden News Report, the reporter from the sudden news report gyan, reported dat a winner has finally emerged out of the new season of the survivor, mammoth assault edition. The winner clement claimed that it was pure luck that he won the grand price of the Golden Potato Sculpture worth 50,000 dollars. It really seems that luck was really on his side as many other contestants suffered many bone fractures and bruises. We are now worried about the sculpture as the mammoth would come and attack Clement because of the potato sculpture, Clement also commented dat it is a retarded thing to do to bring a potato around.
Cororo news, staring the Sudden News Report. Thank You